Oprah Winfrey (via creatingaquietmind)
do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time
Its that or im talking through the whole movie lol
Yasmin Mogahed (via samsaranmusing)
when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about
This is totally me lol
On a person? A test? At poker?
Cheating is 100% not my style.
Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it